Note to Co-Worker

with 50 proof sheets of pictures from your wedding....here is the scientific proof that I am unable to show any interest whatsoever in your nuptials....my DNA is completely missing the sequence needed to appreciate such events...thanks anyway for asking

edited to say....I'm not a total heartless bitch - mostly....I just have a low tolerance for this person in particular...and a couple of others...but really....I love looking at other's people's pictures...especially if they don't talk like a mouse and make me want me want to thump them...I still sound like a bitch dammit