more Krofft desecration

because the idea of reworking the Sid & Marty Krofft stuff is so amusing to me...and J actually thought it was too...I had to do this...really I had to...

in the Land of Some-What Living...there flew an evil witch named Cou-chiepoo

...who wanted nothing more than to capture Hilary the Flute,

a magical instrument that brought peace and prosperity wherever she played...

Cou-chiepoo plotted day and night to steal the enchanted flute and hide her away in a dark, smelly place...but with the help of her good friend the Mayor....Rosie Pufnstuf...Hilary knew her future would always be bright....

now wait til Sigmund and the Sea Monsters....