Thursday, February 09, 2006

grammy observations

at least up until I fell asleep...

* Mary J. Blige must be a shapeshifter...never looks like the same twice...what was she thinking wearing those pants?

* Mariah Carey is an Amazon...I think she must be 8 feet tall...I want her to hold me

* Joss Stone must Mariah Carey's little sister (see above)...did she have shoes on last nite?

* Faith Hill has become a Stepford Wife

* Bruce Springsteen looked like Bob Dylan

* but the most incredible thing of the evening was Sly Stone's appearance....dude, the mothership is his pinky finger missing on his right hand?...what can you even say about this??