* Mary J. Blige must be a shapeshifter...never looks like the same twice...what was she thinking wearing those pants?
* Mariah Carey is an Amazon...I think she must be 8 feet tall...I want her to hold me
* Joss Stone must Mariah Carey's little sister (see above)...did she have shoes on last nite?
* Faith Hill has become a Stepford Wife
* Bruce Springsteen looked like Bob Dylan
* but the most incredible thing of the evening was Sly Stone's appearance....dude, the mothership is waiting....is his pinky finger missing on his right hand?...what can you even say about this??