A few people who could use a dose of Smarties

1. my friend who has decided he's leaving his wife because, "he loves her, but isn't in love with her"....grow up dude, if that's the bs you're feeding her, you should go ahead and leave because she deserves better anyway...

2. women that wear shirts too small for them and expose the rest of us to undesirable belly flesh...cover up ladies, don't you feel the breeze?

3. my boss who consistently mispronounces words...for example...cooperation is not the same thing as CORPORATION....Hezbo-LOTS sounds like some freaked out sci-fi menace from the 1950's, Hezbol-LAH is the Lebanese militant Shia orgnization that you're referencing...and last but not least...it's Slam DUNK not Slam DUMP....