speaking of Jesus

did everyone know that there are now faith based fad diets? that's right - those crazy Christians are at it again...

What Would Jesus Eat?

The Bible Cure for Weight Loss and Muscle Gain

The Hallelujah Diet

There are actually more but you get the idea...evidently Christians are more obese due to the fact that they don't drink, smoke, do drugs or party (according to the author of WWJE), huh...so they eat - a whole lot....a whole lot of unhealthy stuff at that. Evidently my (former) people, the Southern Baptists, are the least healthy and most overweight. Go figure. Gluttony is still a sin right?

And to add insult to injury...they've discovered vegetarianism...and have a shiny, hi-tech website...

The Christian Vegetarian Association

If the Baptists ever decide to take a shine to lesbians I swear I'm going to have a steak and immediately sleep with a man....