For Linda on her 1 year anniversary

The many years we spent together
Side by side in all sorts of weather
Your company meant the world to me
Until the doc said Hysterectomy

All bets were off
I made you sick
You had me cut out
It wasn’t a trick

Now it’s been a year
And I haven’t forgotten
The special times
When I wasn’t rotten

Love, Your ex-uterus

(a special offering for a special woman...we also had uterus cup cakes to celebrate the occasion...doesn't everyone want to work with us???)