South Carolina Is So Gay....

Not.

I love this state and it's dedication to maintaining our image on the national and global stage.

In case there's any question, we don't like strangers and we don't like the high-falootin' fancy ideas they bring with them.....like tourists.

Bringing foreigners into our fair land is a sore enough subject, but trying to lure those queer travelers here in order to encourage their flagrant spending within our safe haven with their filthy homo dollars is just too much.

Thank goodness Palmetto Scoop broke the story over the misuse of $5,000 tax dollars (at least a portion of which is mine, since I'm a taxpayer...oh and gay) to attract queer London travelers to SC.

Don't miss Ian Johnson's, CEO of Out Now, response in the comments.