what is this doing in my house monday?

I know everyone's been waiting for the 2nd installment of my imaginary game...and yesterday while I was looking for something else (which I still haven't found denise) I did run across this and decided it would be perfect....now let me preface this by saying a few things...

1. I had some limited business dealings with her about....oh 15 years ago....
2. those business dealings did not include baskets in way, shape, or form
3. I am not a fan....at all

weird, huh? somebody else play....no rules...just share something weird in your house that makes you wonder why you keep it or have it in the first place....:)