Porch Elf

not to be confused with House Elves

ours has been instructed to bite the ankles of anyone that comes to the door with religious literature of any kind....

except witches and warlocks....

we encourage them to visit and bring whatever reading material they see fit

oh....and I'm annoyed that Saturday is the 21st as opposed to Friday, which is when I thought it was...thanks sassymonkey for wrecking my afternoon...I hope you and your sunny new apartment are happy