Oscar Preparations Begin in Earnest

Joan and Melissa Rivers warm up with some light hearted banter...

Melissa - No, mother I don't know Ellen...just because I played one on TV doesn't mean I know every lesbian in Hollywood...this is like the time you asked Oprah if she knew your housekeeper...she was right, you are an ignorant bitch

Trucks start to arrive, carrying some of the schwag you never hear about that celebrities receive for taking part in the Academy Awards....